Cerebral Bulimia, bitches.
“Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.” -William Shakespeare

wewanttheyoungblood:

rhamphotheca:

Help Our Turtle Friends!!!

This is a MAJOR problem where I live. It only takes two seconds to pull over and move a little guy to the grass.

wewanttheyoungblood:

rhamphotheca:

Help Our Turtle Friends!!!

This is a MAJOR problem where I live. It only takes two seconds to pull over and move a little guy to the grass.

hoodrach:

wartortles:

im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now

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lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

1/3 of me: I wanna be fit and sexy and have a flat stomach and be lean and have lots of muscle.
1/3 of me: I wanna be skinny and tiny and dainty and delicate and bony and frail and look cute in everything.
1/3 of me: I wanna not give a shit about what I look like and be happy instead.

agent-355:

Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network.

…. whut