February 2011
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January 2011
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Dog hanged after chewing Bible →
princessjinx:
ih8religion:
Authorities have charged a US woman with felony animal cruelty, saying she hanged her nephew’s pit bull from a tree with an electrical cord and burned its body because the dog chewed on her Bible.
Animal control officers said 65-year-old Miriam Smith told them she killed a female dog named Diamond because it was a “devil dog” and she worried it could harm...
WATCH OUT, MUTHA TRUKKA'S, 'CAUSE HERE I COME!
Fuck. Just. Fuck it all.
I WILL read all the nerdy scifi books about dragons and warlocks and elves and fucking drawrves.
I WILL learn how to play dongeuons and dragons, Just for the hell of it!
I WILL learn how to play a 1st person shooter game and get HELLA good at it!
I WILL do better in school and actually fucking pass!
Ya know why?
Cause I can. D: And because they’re all actually...
That akward moment when your changing and you turn...
Anonymous asked: Why are you so adorable?!
Imagine getting paid to be on tumblr...
itsmy-superman:
somekindofnothingness:
“I Am David Bowie And You’re Not”
David Bowie
I killed 32 people in rollercoaster tycoon 1
o_____o
My rollercoaster fucking expolded! xD The breaks failed! Isn’t that fucking awesome!?
Party Like it's 1999
dappledthings21:
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching...
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Replace one word in your URL with "COCK"
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doitdraco:
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alowhoremora:
spockblocked:
accioluciusmalfoyspimpcane:
topsyturvytasha:
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COCKBLOCKED :’D
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I LIKE THE LAST ONE.
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ADD COCK
cockitdraco
didyourcockjustsneeze-
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ohlawditscourt asked: Happy birfffday:)
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All this tumblr depression is seriously pissing me...
That mood where you just feel upset for no reason,...
my-eyes-wont-lie:
The awkward moment when little kids curse more...
cheekylennon:
Hearing something that absolutely kills you...
sweetmurda: